C3,Melody Apartments

This is a conversation between the Neighbhourhoods of C3 flat in Melody Apartments.

Rekha and Radha are housewives and as usual this is their gossip time.

Rekha: Hey radha, i have a gut feeling that there is an element of mystery prevailing over the occupants of c3 flat. They leave early in the morning, returning very late in the night, seemingly perplexed, conversing in strange languages, exchanging grave looks, looking wierd and i fear they are terrorists!!!!

Radha: No Rekha!!Even i had the same doubt in the beginning, later i came to know that they are a bunch of software engineers!!

Project Manager Sings...

This is an imaginary conversation between a Project manager and a poor developer.
The developer got annoyed with his project and goes to his manager for finding a sloution.
Project manager sings him back...

The conversation starts..

Developer:Hello sir, i want a release from this project.
PM: jaane nahin denge dujhe, jaane tujhe denge nahin...

Developer:then, give me an onsite oppurtunity..
PM: yeh jo des hai tera,swadesh hai tera tujhe hai pukaara....

Developer: atleast give me a hike..
PM: paisa paisa karti hain paise pe tu marti hain...

Developer : you wont agree with me at any cost?
PM: Tu bolen glass ada kali, mein boloon ada zaraa..

Developer:ok fine, assign me only one work at a time.
PM:jodu jodu jodiyan ek nahin do...

Developer: why the hell i should be with you?
PM:rab neeeeeee bana di jodiiiiii.....


Poor Developer got irritated with his project manager, goes to the street and starts singing
.....give me someshine, give me some rain, give me another chance.....


a passer by sees this and tosses him a coin and comes a conclusion that he must be POOR DEVELOPER.